You know there are double standards when I perch over a plate of chilli crab and uttered some words about how I can eat crabs now, and that person said "EEYERS. You cant do this!!! ALL YOUR SALIVA ARE NOW ALL OVER THE CRABS!"
And she can happily perch over the plate of bloody crab to chat about her beautiful daughter, and how delicious the crabs are, and how the weather is perfect... while taking her own sweet time spraying countless droplets of her harmless and sweet saliva over the plate of crabs.
Really.
What's worse? Everyone gives in to her.
Why?
Besides the fact that everyone has been giving in to her all her life?
'cause she has the tendency of creating chaos. Like for example, pissing someone off so much that he gets a mild stroke, or threats of divorce, or you never know... making someone choke on the hock chew fishball?
I think I'm so bitchy. HA.
"I am PRETTY, accept it."
7:53 PM