I was ready to murder someone today.
Totally castrate, then scald with steam (to get the maximum pain possible), the minced the already cooked flesh with a mincer ala the wood chipper in forensic science, and boil it with sucrose to make it sweet enough before spreading the goo everywhere in a field so that the ants and whats-not can get to it to devour the sweet concoction I made for them.
So wipe off that smirk you irritating AZBZ. Be careful of where you are walking, for all you know, my foot might suddenly decide to make an appearance in front of you while you are walking. Loss of the 2 front teeth is not guaranteed, but is hoped for.
Or maybe a banana peel will make it's way to your path while you are strolling. Too bad I don't eat bananas or I'll make sure that happens.
*pissed pissed pissed*
Die AZBZ die! Dieeeeeeeeee!
"I am PRETTY, accept it."
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